We’ve all been there – confessing our feelings to our crush too soon. You get caught up, confuse perfectly normal eye contact to mean something more and boom, before you know it, you’re telling her that you like her now, you have for years, and you spend most of maths class imagining your future together. Let me chill out – that was oddly specific. Anyway, we’ve all been there – I think. Where we haven’t been, though, is in a place where our premature confession has multi-universal consequences.
The same can’t be said for Wade. He confesses his love for Samantha way too soon, even by my standards; reassuring her that he still thinks she is pretty, despite her birthmark – how noble. The two go on a hunt in the virtual world for the golden egg, the final reward for completing a series of three tasks within the game. They face opposition from a government body, which sends for them first in the game, and later in the real world as they get closer to succeeding. Inevitably, Wade (or Parzival) wins the competition and gets the egg. He meets the ‘ghost’ of the game’s creator, Halliday, in his childhood bedroom, where he is given control of the server and the ability to shut it down. In a slightly overdone speech, the games’ creator says to Wade that you can’t have sex in the game, implying that is basically the only reason to spend time in the real world (I may be missing a few details, but you get the gist). In a sick sort of tribute, Wade and Samantha enjoy their honeymoon period by turning off the servers on Tuesdays and Thursdays – just how Halliday would have wanted it. It’s weird and it’s wacky, but the two meeting via the Oasis and finding a genuine connection in the real world is just a little heartwarming.